Friday, May 7

Oh, what a chaotic day it is.
As for today's daily tasks, half of the tasks haven't been finished yet, maybe I should
bust a move.
Yes, actually, I always jump the shark on many things.

From today's artwork, just one conclusion:

Imagine is always better than reality.[伤心]

#你滴涵王cp[超话]#
I feel so tired
where's my suger
all boys r player
only I'm a loser
yeah
loser yes loser
where's my sugar
I don't want to be a liar
every day drunk in the ch as a loser
where's my truly suger
I really want ya…
…

for Mr. Wang yong & Mr. Zeng gan
(一手烂活儿，内心无波[打脸])

坐车学英语

librarian glasses：图书管理员经常戴的眼镜，通常是深色粗框或是金边眼镜，眼镜链也算是经典配置。构词法其实就跟“渔夫帽”差不多（and yes, “sexy librarian look” is a thing, and there is even a how-to wiki [哆啦A梦吃惊]

who is / was to say：谁知道、谁能说得清，表示不确定的猜想。可以像例文中这样单独成句，也可以在后面加that / how等的从句，比如Who is to say how bad things can get？谁又能预测事情会有多糟呢

tongue-tied：张口结舌的、不善言辞的 ，通常指的是因为害羞或者紧张，比喻义源于医学名称为“舌系带短缩 （tongue-tie）”的病症

例文来自《The Socially Distant Dog-Walking Brigade》by Bill Konigsberg，收录在多名作者合作的疫情相关爱情短篇集《Together, Apart》中。社恐男孩Kaz在疫情期间其实还挺开心，不用跟人接触，每天唯一要出门的就是遛狗，遇上了几个一起遛狗的人。其中有个和他差不多年纪的男孩，口罩遮住的半张脸也非常符合他的审美，谁知紧接着而来的就是社死现场，Griffin竟一声不吭就尿在人家腿上！本来就社恐的Kaz差点尴尬致死，他第二天就换了线路逃避，然而在命运的安排下，几人再度相遇，而Kaz也再次社死（可怜宝宝，描述简直让人一边爆笑一边心疼[悲伤]