[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]啸鼠了这阴阳怪气的❤️
Also reminds me of the same thing happened to me[怒]
I always set a timer to pick up my washing in a jiffy, what’s ur problem lacking even the tiny bit of patience to wait a bit[费解] or just use the other two available
To some jackass who laid hands on my clean clothes
That’s disgusting!
Also reminds me of the same thing happened to me[怒]
I always set a timer to pick up my washing in a jiffy, what’s ur problem lacking even the tiny bit of patience to wait a bit[费解] or just use the other two available
To some jackass who laid hands on my clean clothes
That’s disgusting!
mumbling)
nice weather and i made myself the sandwich again, cuz it's really tasty, though kinda messy when eating it~
hahahah
and i didnt sleep much last night, keep waking up, caffeine could do it on me...
hopefully i could get more nice sleep tonight~
so how're you doing?
btw yesterday afternoon when going out to do grocery shopping, i found quite some people already change their clothes to short ones, short pants, short sleeves, and i am still wearing my down jacket and feeling my feet cold~
hahahah
and i zoomed in the screen to tak a picture of p5, which actually is in the opposite direction by a 4-land road, but it looks pretty, so i feel like to share it with you~
hahahah
then, good day there~
love and see youuuuuuuu~
♥️✨️☀️
right, i didnt drink coffee today, that's black tea water~
hahahah
nice weather and i made myself the sandwich again, cuz it's really tasty, though kinda messy when eating it~
hahahah
and i didnt sleep much last night, keep waking up, caffeine could do it on me...
hopefully i could get more nice sleep tonight~
so how're you doing?
btw yesterday afternoon when going out to do grocery shopping, i found quite some people already change their clothes to short ones, short pants, short sleeves, and i am still wearing my down jacket and feeling my feet cold~
hahahah
and i zoomed in the screen to tak a picture of p5, which actually is in the opposite direction by a 4-land road, but it looks pretty, so i feel like to share it with you~
hahahah
then, good day there~
love and see youuuuuuuu~
♥️✨️☀️
right, i didnt drink coffee today, that's black tea water~
hahahah
（1/2）“德州有片狭长地带，我从小在那儿的一个农场长大。有一天正开着我爸的拖拉机，我为自己感到难过，我要去过我想要的生活。当时我被法学院开除了，打不了橄榄球，也打不了网球，唯一擅长的就是表演——高中演戏我都演主角。所以趁着收获的季节我攒了足够的钱，买了一辆小型红色雅马哈，开去了达拉斯，为了进入演艺界。在达拉斯我演了一些戏，在《屋顶上的提琴手》里我还得到一个巡演的角色。然后我又骑着摩托去了好莱坞，我想成为一个电影明星！到那儿两个月，我得到了我的第一个大角色，一周500块，六周，当时我心想：‘牛X！这可是好莱坞哦！’ 我演的是个牛仔，摩托党混混，丫最后挂了，被草耙叉死的，从嬉皮党手上解救老大的马子时。你猜我是怎么得到这个角色的？我进去试镜，告诉他们我会这样演这个角色，就像现在这样，看到了么？斗鸡眼儿！从头到尾！你知道斗鸡眼儿骑摩托有多难？那简直是不可能的！但哥哥我，做！到！了！不幸的是，那个电影最终成了一部最糟糕的电影。”
“I grew up on a farm in the panhandle of Texas. One day I was driving my father’s tractor, feeling sorry for myself, and trying to figure out what I was going to do with my life. I’d flunked out of law school. I couldn’t play football or tennis. The only thing I’d ever been good at was performing. In high school, I’d played the lead role in both the junior and senior plays. So I saved up enough money during the harvest season to buy a little red Yamaha motorcycle. Then I drove to Dallas so I could go into show business! I did some plays in Dallas, then I got a touring role in Fiddler on The Roof, then I rode my motorcycle to Hollywood to be a movie star! I got my first big role two months after I arrived. They paid me $500 a week for six weeks. I thought, “Man! This is Hollywood!’ My character was a cowboy outlaw in a motorcycle gang. He ended up getting killed by a pitchfork while trying to rescue the leader’s girlfriend from a hippie commune. You know how I got the part? I walked into the audition and told them I’d do the whole part cross-eyed. Just like this. You know how hard it is to ride a motorcycle cross-eyed? Almost impossible. But I did it! Unfortunately it ended up being the worst reviewed movie ever made.”
“I grew up on a farm in the panhandle of Texas. One day I was driving my father’s tractor, feeling sorry for myself, and trying to figure out what I was going to do with my life. I’d flunked out of law school. I couldn’t play football or tennis. The only thing I’d ever been good at was performing. In high school, I’d played the lead role in both the junior and senior plays. So I saved up enough money during the harvest season to buy a little red Yamaha motorcycle. Then I drove to Dallas so I could go into show business! I did some plays in Dallas, then I got a touring role in Fiddler on The Roof, then I rode my motorcycle to Hollywood to be a movie star! I got my first big role two months after I arrived. They paid me $500 a week for six weeks. I thought, “Man! This is Hollywood!’ My character was a cowboy outlaw in a motorcycle gang. He ended up getting killed by a pitchfork while trying to rescue the leader’s girlfriend from a hippie commune. You know how I got the part? I walked into the audition and told them I’d do the whole part cross-eyed. Just like this. You know how hard it is to ride a motorcycle cross-eyed? Almost impossible. But I did it! Unfortunately it ended up being the worst reviewed movie ever made.”
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