噗老哥现在已经过了乳二书宝宝的回合，现在他们（估计是老鸟杂）正在苦口婆心劝他放下，放下对币姐的执念，such as：不肯正视自己，只强调自己如何岁月静好，对do/i/n/b有近乎疯狂的偏执的仇恨。
我已经开始幻视一些正派大侠劝因爱生恨走火入魔的反派回头：收手吧小/天，外面全是（）！
是不是出了什么问题啊，想不明白（走来走去）

『Every so often, I think back on the things that I did as a teenager. I chuckle at the innocent pranks and feel lucky that I didn't harm myself or others with the not-so-innocent ones. Those years were filled with wild times. Today I'm older, wiser and maybe just a little more boring.』

是真的无语
好不容易看到最后一章感情互通准备上床 作者给小德加一句“I know you’re longing to be fucked by me, but I guess I must give you the honour tonight. As a precaution.”
WTF?! WTF!!!!
整个人麻住[抓狂][抓狂]干什么这是[哆啦A梦害怕][哆啦A梦害怕]干什么！！
我查找关键词把doi场景提前预览了遍不是小德top也没有switching 没想到雷藏在前面的对话里[抓狂][抓狂][哆啦A梦害怕][哆啦A梦害怕]怎么这样[泪][泪]怎么这样！！